I can’t stop eating chocolate Best ultimate advice

My slimming journal - Warning My confessions - chocolate makes me madMy mouth drools at the sight and smell of chocolate and cake. Starting a diet that excludes my favourite foods or radically curtails their consumption is going to be a nightmare. I can see tantrums on the horizon especially if someone tells me to eat a pickled onion instead!  How can a pickled onion give me that same warm, sensational hug that I desire? Give me a break!

My advice for those who can’t stop eating chocolate -share then you only eat half as much!

To be or not to be weighed

As some of you know, I am now attending Slimming World. Today that allMy slimming journal - Warning My confessions - chocolate makes me mad important weigh in after a two-week gap due to celebrating my Silver Wedding Anniversary. Did I lose anything apart from my shoes? You will have to scroll down to the bottom of the post to find out. If you scoot to the end, you will miss an entertaining post – even if I do say so myself!

 

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Dear people who absolutely hate a frustrating diet

Do you know there is no such thing as an easy diet – unless you are my hub who just stops eating the biscuits and loses half a stone – don’t you just hate that?

Why should he have all the fun?

 

Dear people who absolutely hate a frustrating diet

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Lettuce verdict – murder by misadventure

Lettuce doff our caps and bow our heads for a minutes silence.

Slimming humour - Lettuce verdict, murder by misadventure

It is with great sadness that we are in court today to decide on the matter of Lettuce’s demise. You as the jury must deliberate the evidence and unanimously state if Margaret is guilty or innocent.

What have you to say, Margaret?

I wish to plead not guilty your honour.

Very well state your defence.

It all began last week when I decided to change my life style. I first met Lettuce at the supermarket. We instantly connected. I invited her home, and we became friends – she was always accompanying me at meals.

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Pound by Pound – Ten Crazy Sure Ways to Slim

Pound by pound ten Crazy sure ways to slim by Margaret KazmierczakTen crazy sure ways to slim – get those pounds dropping, pound by pound. Read these ten pointers, and you could be on the new path to a new you!

Here’s the first three…

1. Duck tape is your next best friend for slimming – apply to your mouth and snort your food instead. Watch the pound(s) drop! Continue reading “Pound by Pound – Ten Crazy Sure Ways to Slim”

Overweight mum – how to survive the slimming world

Overweight wobbling along I went to my Slimming World weigh in. Did I appear overeager arriving fifteen minutes early – probably but I wanted to see the results of my lettuce week? Would I be able to see my size three feet that disappeared years ago? Such excitement which subsequently needs an answer to. I can’t wait, hang on I know – but you don’t! On with the show then.

Margaret Kazmierczak's slimming diary
Is it time for my weigh in?

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