Overweight wobbling along I went to my Slimming World weigh in. Did I appear overeager arriving fifteen minutes early – probably but I wanted to see the results of my lettuce week? Would I be able to see my size three feet that disappeared years ago? Such excitement which subsequently needs an answer to. I can’t wait, hang on I know – but you don’t! On with the show then.
From here on in I have decided that ‘lettuce’ or let us see, is my new buzz word. Lettuce see how well (or not so well) you have done this week. Lettuce weigh you. Lettuce congratulate your efforts. Lettuce us clap anyway. Hooray for lettuce whoever you are!
Looking at my rolls (not the bread type) I think I can see one less, is that possible after just one week! My overweight stomach indeed rolls around as trapped wind from too many eggs signals a polite ‘excuse me’ to the ladies I am sitting next to. As a result, this diet is not for the faint hearted! Or for someone who has IBS (Introvert behaviour syndrome). I hope no-one heard me express myself!
Ringing the changes
My podgy fingers are overweight – or is that the heat, I can’t even rotate my wedding ring! So my mission should I decide to accept it, (yes it is mission impossible – eat your heart out T. C. not sure if his name is copyright!) is to slim down enough to be able to twiddle my gold band. I hate having a strangulated digit. In some ways, it symbolises my plight with my trousers – too tight to wiggle and impossible to remove in a hurry!
Ok, ok I can hear you shuffling in your seats eager to know what the scales revealed.
Lettuce be upstanding and offer a toast to my overweight stomach, hips and thighs, as I announce this week’s figure.
Drum roll please– I have lost 3lbs. Still no sight of my feet, but I know they are at the bottom of my legs!
Thank you, I know you are all clapping in excitement!
So what accomplishment are you proud of? I would love to know.